A Great Story, A Terrible Movie

 

A Great Story, A Terrible Movie

A Review of Lifemark by Nick Olszyk

 

Distribution Service: Theatrical (Fathom Events)

MPAA Rating, PG-13

CNS Rating, Unrated at the Time of This Review

Reel Rating, One Reel            

 

Disclaimer: Spoilers Ahead

 

            Lifemark is the latest offer from Christian independent filmmaking legends the Kendrick Brothers. While their record hasn’t always been stellar, they have made some of the best films of the last decade. This…is not one. The film’s inspiration is a compelling story and deserves a much better adaptation.

            David (Raphael Ruggero) is a high school wrestler with a bright future until it is cut short by a mysterious terminal illness that seems to be an important plot point but is never mentioned again, a bizarre throwaway not seen since The Room. Without much prospects, David turns his attention to another project. As an adopted child, he gains the legal right on his 18th birthday to contact his birth parents. David is unsure, but his dad Jimmy (perennial Kendrick favorite Kirk Cameron) encourages him to make the call. What occurs over the next ninety minutes is slow and predictable. There’s a lot of back and forth as David first contacts his birth mom Melissa (Dawn Long) and they eventually meet. His birth father Brian (Lowry Brown) is more hesitant but eventually meets him as well. The hidden twist that will surprise no one is that Melissa had planned to abort David, even going as far as sitting on the doctor’s exam table before she decided against the procedure.

            Christian filmmaking plays an important role in modern cinema, so before trashing Lifemark for its lackluster quality, it would be charitable to look at its relevant themes. There’s a narrative in American culture that abortion is not only easier but preferable to putting another child in the foster system. Lifemark, and real life, clearly demonstrate this is not the case. David is living proof of this. So is my sister. Adoption is a beautiful affirmation of the dignity of the child despite difficult circumstances.

            Despite its best intentions, Lifemark is easily the worst pro-life movie ever made. The narrative presents no stakes whatsoever. Although they seem eager, David’s adoptive parents are fine with whatever he decides. While the meetings are a little awkward, everyone is kind and understanding. All the families involved are wealthy with emotionally stable relationships. My personal favorite was the moment when Brian reveals to his current wife that he previously had a child with his high school sweetheart. This is apparently this first time he has told her, yet she doesn’t show an ounce of anger or even surprise. I laughed many times throughout the film, never for the right reasons.

            The dialogue is incredibly boring with scenes that continue with no end in sight, reminding me of some the worst MST3K fare. Worst still, in a misguided attempt at comedy, the entire story is being recorded by David’s annoying friend making a documentary for a school project. I could go on. There’s cheesy acting, stereotypical score, and terrible de-aging CGI. You get the idea.

            There have been some fantastic pro-life films in the last twenty years, Unplanned being the best. Despite its poor quality, the true story is quite moving. In a recent interview with Matt Walsh, Kirk Cameron revealed that rather than writing dialogue for the screenplay, they simply transcribed interviews of David and Melissa’s conservations. That explains a lot. Being true to the source material is important but so are the conventions of the medium. David deserved better.

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