Do You Even Lift?

Samson and his abs

“Do You Even Lift?”
A Review of Samson by Nick Olszyk

MPAA Rating, PG-13
USCCB Rating, Not Rated at the time of this review
Reel Rating, Three Reels            

            For over a decade, PureFlix has been producing some of the biggest independent Christian movies in the industry. Samson may not be the biggest, but it certainly is the buffest, both in the muscles of its protagonist and in the ferocity of its action sequences. This is new territory for the company which has always been “family friendly” but now ventures into new territory with its first PG-13 film brimming violence, betrayal, and lust. This is not a criticism. Quite the contrary, it’s nice to see the producers willing to be more faithful to the Bible’s racier stories when they could have easily gloss over it for a story with less controversy.
            As a Nazarite, Samson (Taylor James) was dedicated to God from birth, taking three vows: no drinking, no touching the dead, and no shaving. This gives him super human strength, but he spends most his time beating up bullies, chasing tail, and pulling pranks with his brother Caleb (Greg Kriek). Yet when his new wife is murdered by the local general Rallah (Jackson Rathbone), Samson accepts his destiny as God’s judge and works to free his people from Philistine oppression, first through brute force, then political diplomacy. Knowing Samson’s weakness for women, Rallah enlists his wife Delilah (Caitlin Leahy) to seduce the hero of the Hebrews and find the secret to his strength. This adaptation hits all the basic plot points of the Biblical narrative while adding just enough characters and backstory to fill two hours. It doesn’t always meet the mark but stays true to the spirit of Samson familiar to any Sunday school educated child. That fact may be the film’s biggest attraction and most problematic drawback. It’s an attraction because it meets the expectations of its core audience but detraction because, as a feature length film, feels like a cheesy throwbacl to 80s strongman films like Conan the Barbarian and Beastmaster.
            The focus thematically is on God as a mighty conqueror. Before he smashes the skulls of his enemies, Samson prays for strength, then quivers his fingers as if being endowed with supernatural powers. It certainly looks that way to the Philistines who die by the dozens at his hands. “He is a god,” one soldier tells the Philistine King Balek (Billy Zane). “He is NOT a god,” the King screams. Indeed, Balek does not believe in even his own gods, telling Rallah they are only blocks of stone but useful for controlling weak minds. This paints Balek not only as a pagan villain but a representation of our disbelieving age, both of which will be overwhelmed by the true God. Samson improves remarkably in the last act. After Delilah’s gives her lover the world’s most infamous haircut, Samson is humbled for the first time and admits his failings as judge. He recognizes that he has used his supernatural gifts foolishly and should have focused on God rather than God’s gifts. Blind and facing death, he prays not for himself but for one last chance to do God’s will. Only then does his strength return.
            It is easy to tell the filmmakers were Christian, not Jewish, because icons of the faith are everywhere. The Biblical story itself, with its unique birth, supernatural qualities, and dramatic death, is an obvious foreshadowing, but director Bruce Macdonald takes this even further. In one scene, Samson uses his strength to open an immense wooden door, placing the bottom on his shoulders like the cross. When he is tortured by the Philistines, they flog him while tied to pillar, giving the audience flashbacks to The Passion of the Christ.
            Even for a PG-13 film, the violence in Samson is surprisingly graphic, especially given its production company. Samson kills without hesitation or mercy, so much that even his fellow Israelites fear his wrath. Yet the scenes with his former wife and Delilah are tame, sometimes downright mundane. Unfortunately, this gives more evidence to the – perhaps justifiable – stereotype that Christian organizations are far more tolerant of violent imagery than sexual situations. This is not an argument that cinema should embrace immodesty, only that some sexual content would have been appropriate, perhaps even necessary, for this specific story.
            Despite its occasionally dark material, Samson is more action-adventure than serious Biblical drama. The only thing missing was a “kill count” graphic at the bottom of the screen. Taylor James fleshes the role with humor, anger, and pathos to create quite a compelling performance – all while clearly enjoying himself. Samson is a wobbly yet important step in the right direction for a once underdog company that is slowly maturing into a major cinematic powerhouse.

This article first appeared in Catholic World Report on February 15th, 2018.

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